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PostSubject: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:20 pm

Ya just want to pool some tips on how to impress chicks when your a fat guy ....stuff like don't eat in front of them.
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:44 pm

lol dont where tight shirts or jeans... idk my answer sucks im really bad at this stuff rofl
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:00 pm

you just better be rich, nuff said.
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:05 pm

All you have to do is find the right kind of lady. Dont go to the beach looking, you have to find somewhere the ladies who will appreciate you go. Maybe check out the crowd at a local hot dog eating contest, or a candy shop. You get the idea.
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:20 pm

Do we really have that many fatties in the clan that we need this topic? I mean i knew that iAmerika was a fatty because iShine told me.

My tip is deny being jewish because if they find out that you're fat and jewish you may as well become a rabbi or something.
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:25 pm

i aint fat asshole
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:09 pm

Ya I had a blind date the other day ....didn't go to well. I ordered 3 pounds of chicken wings and a ceasar salad. appearently Im a messy eater.
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:19 pm

Order for the ladies they LOVE that >.>
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:27 pm

well i think she thought i did
but i was hungry
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:36 pm

you shoulda ate her... OUT
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:34 pm

warlord122 wrote:
My tip is deny being jewish because if they find out that you're fat and jewish you may as well become a rabbi or something.

But don't Jews have money? Ladies care about a fat bank account more than they care about a fat belly.
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:12 am

Gurls dig us big boys
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:40 am

ghostwalk620 wrote:
warlord122 wrote:
My tip is deny being jewish because if they find out that you're fat and jewish you may as well become a rabbi or something.

But don't Jews have money? Ladies care about a fat bank account more than they care about a fat belly.

Listen to the man, you need to pretend you're some rich guy. Or just go order a bride.
http://www.hotrussianbrides.com/?ppc=g&gclid=CKS4orLUvKACFcth2godHWZ4TQ
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:02 am

can you realy order brides. I'd prolly end up with some fat chick
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PostSubject: Re: Fatty needs help with the ladies.   Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:57 am

Just be funny man. I've seen tons of fat guys with chicks cuz they're hilarious. Talk a lot, get yourself known.
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